
QuackQuackBlondieDumDum
30th April 1986
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title: shagged, tired, pissed... cn i murder sm1?
no.. make it 2? pls pls pls!! i wanna kill the boss n tt bartender! arrggh!! ok lh giv tt bartender a chance... but the boss no face!! i'm so gonna skin him alive! i hd an argument wif the bartender.. he's deaf.. n he din hear wat i say.. so he said tt nt wat i say! ok here's hw it goes... i told the bartender [ he look lyk the faun, Mr Tamnus ] ![]() tt the customer wans red wine... he told me to ush for white wine cos we ran out of red.. the cust insisted tt he wans red cos he pays for the party n he ave the right to drink wat he wans.. so i wen over to the counter telling Mr Tamnus tt the cust insisted tt he wans red cos he's paying for the party.. well wat the bartender did was giv me the drink n giv me the bill.. so i was blur at first.. y eh gt bill...? ignore it.. den told sissy tt he gave me the bill.. i asked jac n she told me tt thr's no bill... if nt i ave to pay for it... $18! go to hell.. who's paying for it ryt?? so i wen bac to the bar n he aint thr... so i wen to the cashier! i told her the situation.. n she said tt wont b a prob to canx tt order.. so i tot evryting's ok.. den he came frm behind n ask me whether the cust pay for it already or nt.. so i told hym tt the trans was canx lar.. den he make a big fuss.. he claim tt tt's nt wat he heard n i change wat i say... he kip saying tt i was lying..! wth! wat fark does he noes.. he wasnt listen attentively to the freaking order!! n he said tt nt wat i say.. so he was saying tt i was trying to change my story.. i told hym wat i say was " the cust insisted tt he wans red.. cos he ave the right, cos he's paying for tis party!" but wat he heard was " the cust wans to pay for his drink!" k tell me does party n drink rhymes?? den he said "bodoh nye pompan! tadi ckp lain.. skrg ckp lain.. mepek siol ni pompan!!" [smth lyk tt wif his UGLY face! giving me tt luk...]so i shot back at hym " ko fikir ko jantan aku takut per.. ko yg mepek bodoh... jantan tk guna!" yar he gt me tt pissed!! i din noe y he jux make me so pissed.. to the max.. frankly it's jux a small matter cos no1 nd to pay anyting wat.. it cn b done.. n the guest gt his drink! so?? n den tt old man whom i wanna skin alive come in the picture.. he told me to clear sm ribbish on the floor.. so i jux picked up the big pieces.. cos i tot sm1 wud come over n swept all the ciggies butts! but NO! he asked whether did i c all the ciggie butts.. n i say yes.. he told me picked up evry sgl shit on the floor!! i was lyk tinking.. err.. y do ppl invent broom anywae?? n he gt me freaking pissed! bcos of his tone of voice, n the look he gave me.. so i was squarting dwn n swearing FUCK FUCK FUCK all the wae! wif hym abt 2, 3 meters away frm me! haha! wtf!!!! arrgghh!!! nw aving tis freaking headache.. n my head spinning! n i wanna slp! damn! tis entry aint making me feeling any better! oh oh oh.. b4 i 4gt!! hahaha... jux nw wen eat at big mac.. me, sissy n acap [sissy fren, my colleague] so we were starving! ordered our meal.. oh btw saw shidah! hehehe.. miss her lar... niwae niwae bac to my story.. we were eating.. finish our meal den i was smoking outside.. den i heard tis grp of 'anak2 kesian' shouted to our direction.. "butoh ah.. ape sia tgk2" tt's wat they shouted.. so first ting i assume was.. mats! but the weird ting was dey r dress lyk punks.. emo? watever shit.. den they kip looking at us.. especially acap! den acap sound my sis ah if anyting were to happen, we carry his bag n hp home.. he pick dem up sm other tym lar... den my sis heard tt dey r making fun of her.. n she stood up n gave em tis stare.... ooooo i bloody hell hate tt look! so evil..!!! muahahaha.. n den n den, acap happen to look at their area.. n dey lyk tk puas ati ah!.. so dey wen one corner to so-call settle tings.. wat ever shit lar.. ahakz.. n the first ting i did was called the police... haha! my bestfren! wahaha... but nuthing happen.. no fight.. but dey so mepek! seriously.. 1 against hw many? 5, 7? tt's unfair ryt? haizz.. makin geram seh tinking abt it... isk! |
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